I think i almost died just now.

Att: Hok Jate

if any of you guys wants to go shopping but dont have teman or consultant,

AJAK LA SAYA!!

everything's on sale!

and i love shopping for men.

best sangat sangat!

anytime k.

like call me!

or sms me!

like omygahh (pasang suara bimbo di sini)

dah la tu

i am going insane.

please, hit me hard.
i want to end it quick.




and dont pretend as if u care when u dont
i dont need ur sympathy
dont waste my energy and yours.
unnecessary.

HELP!!

Dear friends,

I really, REALLY, REALLY need your help on my new 'secretariat' task.
I have to make a report. A 500 page report.

This is what my report should cover:
1. Falling Film Evaporator
2. Agitated Thin-film evaporator
3. Wiped thin-film evaporator
4. Short Path Distillation

I need to make a report on these technologies in biodiesel recovery and glycerine recovery..
so if you friends have time..
if you found any helpful sites..
it would really help..
coz i need to compile by next week..
and i dont have much time..

please?
with exported strawberry jam and hersheys chocolate sprinkled on top?
please..

ps: i do not like my sv. i repeat. i DO NOT like my sv.

Dum

Excuse me,
nak tanya something boleh?
bila nak jamming? i miss playing drums. it has been half a sem since i've drummed my ass off. its not normal!
if i were to choose songs to play..
errr..
1. Gold Lion - yeah yeah yeahs
2. shut up and let me go - the ting tings
3. when i'm 64 - the beatles
4. you really got me - the kinks
5. naive - the kooks
6. you only live once - the strokes
ni my suggestions je.


another disturbing secret..


-PostSecret
im not judging but i pity da fool.

21

yes.

i am 21.

thank you all for the birthday wishes!!!

thanx for remembering.. *sob*

it was really pleasant.

no parties, no surprises.

i spent it with all my loves.

i had the best steak ever, a necklace from my parents, the best date ever with Nik and all of you friends that called/text/commented me wishing me a Happy birthday

trust me,

i was very Happy

thank YOU!!!!

*still am happy*

=)

thank God tmrw's Friday

1.

i was at the biodiesel plant control room. the plant was just about to start its first run-through. so there i was, observing the simulation (which was cool btw), and asking this one chinese lad who's been kind enough to explain all the questions i've asked. even the simple ones. then we started talking la. he asked all da basic stuff la like where im studying, budak mana, UTP? apa tu?, etc.. then, a CEO came into the room. i introduced myself.
"my name's Maria"

pastu dat chinese guy cam terperanjat sgt kot
"maria?!?!?"

i cam "yeah?"

he let out an exclamation. then he said "i tot u chinese!!! aiyah.. no more chance oledi."

err..
sorry?

2.

control room gak.
was talking to the designer of the equipments. as we were talking, his glasses berkabus. we both terkejut sementara. then we looked around. we were surrounded by steam! it was like sauna in there! i was so scared, i ran outside and went to this group of guys la. they were looking at the source of the steam which was the hot oil tank. i was so freaking scared.. dalam hati i dah terfikir my loved ones. i was even thinking about calling my mom to tell her that she can keep my Harry Potter collection. after about 10mins, the steam lessened and all was well.
i went back to the control room. and then a chinese guy came to me and asked if i was scared.
dgn muka confident and strong
i said "tak la. ala, benda kecik je."
kalau dia tau...
tak macho kot.

hehe..

ARRRGHHHH

just when i thought i would be free to learn more and follow bontot the plant manager, my darling schmookems sv gave me an 'assignment'.

TYPE DA WHOLE MOTHER EFFING MANUAL BOOK!

IT'S FREAKING 2000++ PAGES FOR FREAK'S SAKE!!!

WHO DA HELL DOES HE THINK I AM??

A BLOODY TYPIST??

SOME BLOODY KERANI??

WTF?!?!??!

dalam hati rasa cam nak tumbuk2 dia, bg flying kick satu and scoop his freaking smile off of his face..

fuhh.. sabar maria..

cobaan..

insyAllah by tmrw, everything will be better..

Ya Allah.. berikan lah aku daya kesabaran setinggi Mount Everest..

Full of Murugesan

Tasks:
- R&D/QC lab
1. Quality Manual
2. organization chart
3. job description
4. equipment inventory list
5. std. operating procedure

-Plant management
1. calculate pump suction head required
2. NPSHa

-Production site
1. check product at biodiesel plant
2. send sample to R&D lab
3. calculate amount of FFA contamination

i kinda..sorta..almost understand wat im supposed to do here.. i think. i run around from one place to another, from the lab to da refinery to da biodiesel plant. then, when i dont understand about something, i ask. and when i ask, they ask me back. not in a Azrybo way tho. they're nice about it la.
like yesterday.
i asked da plant manager
"sir, why does da deodorizer has to be at a high position?"

"what do u think?"

i dunno.. dats y i asked, isnt it?
"err.. coz.. pressure...?"

"okay. here's wat i want u to tell me by the end of da day. why is da deodorizer placed at 3 metres above ground and design a pump for me and tell me the pipe size"

bontot. aku tanya kau, kau tanya aku balik. with extras lak tu.. haihh..

so yeah. i ran around trying to complete as many tasks as possible and by the end of da day, i didnt have an answer. da only thing i found was Bernoulli principle.
dengan muka tebalnya, i went into his office and gave him an honest answer.

"sir, i have no idea."

"*laughs* come let me teach u"
and so he taught me how to calculate the size of the pipes, how to design da pump and told me why da bloody deodorizer is 3 metres above ground.
i would tell all of you chemical engineers but im too lazy to put in equations and such.
these people are very nice, despite their very busy-sampai-tak-balik-till-9am-the-next-day schedule, they are not tired of sharing wateva knowledge they have. imagine a plant-ful of Murugesans'. with his slang jugak ok.
comel kan? hehehe.. yeah, dats how being an interns' like so far.
apart from all da office work i have to do i love it
=)

to all interns in selangor:
i wish all of u sakit perut sbb sembelit this thursday. MUAHAHAHAH!!
coz i tak cuti kerana saya di senawang..

tio-men and tio-women

these are the few pics from our holiday at Pulau Tioman(24 nov 08)

-Ike lompat katak-

on our first ever fishing experience

-arief, muka nak balik-

-Agy, muka buntat-

eating da fish we caught

and yes, they were GOOD

- i am a beach bum.

i cant say

Do you know where your heart is?

in me bodeyh kot
Do you think you can find it?

yeah. its right.. here.
Or did you trade it for something
Somewhere better just to have it?

i didnt trade it la
Do you know where your love is?

dats a good question.. i dont know..
Do you think that you lost it?

i dont know
You felt it so strong, but
Nothing's turned out how you wanted

...

- PostSecret

this is a very disturbing secret.
=p

This is why i love Justin Timberlake

My man JT is the one on the far left.
cute la mamat ni!

Spend-a-holic

i am not a shopaholic

i am a spendaholic

i buy clothes i wont wear

i buy food when im not hungry

i buy books when i dont feel like reading

i buy presents when i dont have anyone to give it to

i buy shoes when i have tons already

i buy

i buy

i buy

thank you Petronas

for giving me monthly allowances

for making my spendings

possible.

i love u Petronas.

i do

i do

i doooooooo...

++
went to Bijou Bazaar today with ernie bernie and bellabelon.
it was F.U.N!!
i bought dresses, and i dont remember when i started wearing dresses.. pelik tul.. but they're cute! and cheap!
i also made an awesome investment (thank you Econs) on these cute shoes! its a bit of oxford-y and sandal-y and its high heels!! comel gila! only RM50!!! oooohhh.. saya cinta kasut baru saya.. umm.. apa lagi ek.. well we all walked around lines of clothes till we all got dizzy and tired. but it was F.U.N! fun fun fun! we girls love clothes. and spending. heehehee!!

-i need a spending advisor.

oh dear..

i vow myself.

saya berjanji.

i will get a drumset.

i must.

song of the moment:
kasabian - club foot

cerita cameron

hokie dokie.. i am home. at last.

last week after our last paper, we (anis, mayam, ern, me, and ruz) went to Cameron Highlands BEBEH! best gila ok!! it took us around 2 hours to go up there. da second hour tu, was all about kona kona(aka corner) and selekoh belekoh. cam cool je coz dah lama tak experience da selekoh belekoh feeling where we all fight against inertia.

Inertia.

i remember it as if it was yesterday.. we were in form 4.. or was it form 5? anyway, we were learning about inertia.. and momentum and such. but inertia, for some reason memang cam.. da best thing i've ever learnt. sbb dia cam.. cool!

anyway,

cameron:

it was soooo much fun! our top priority was da strawberry farm. we bought so many! i bought 3 packs of strawberries coz cam nampak so lawa and nice. OH! btw, i bawak tyro there. he likes da place it seems. he slept in my jacket throughout da journey up there..

then, we went to da park kat da town.

ni ruz and mayam having some flying experience. 'david blaine' konon..
soon after, we went to STARBUCKS. yes. STARBUCKS. tak tau la nape. maybe coz it felt like we were in London or something so nak have mat salleh tea time style.

i love my girls. we did several antm-ish poses which i would not include here coz its for our eyes only but i tell u.. they're hawt! hehehehe.. we went back later that nite, and da trip down almost made ruz spew(thank god she didnt) but the others cam chill je. haha! it was ruz's first time going to cameron lagipun.. so its understandable.
then sampai di perak yg cool nak mampus, we went to Top 1!!! again!! i love da place. sedap nasi mereka dan cake mereka.


i want da cake.


so yeah. then balik la utp. as a conclusion:
our last day in utp as students(before leaving for internship and meet as employers) was spent together and da memories we've had in cameron, well, i hope i wont forget coz it was just F.U.N!

saya sayang kamu wahai gadis gadis hot.

peace.
(padahal sume intern kat kl..)

Mickey?

ok, i know i dah posted an entry dis morning, but this i gotta share before i forget(for i am a bit da pelupa)

yesterday, i borrowed my car to mayam and her *ehem*. so had to give my keys la kan kat si *ehem* tu. (see mayam, saya blh keep it a secret)
so as i was looking at my darling Barry Shaberry, i saw a piece of paper kat da wiper. i dah cuak.
ingatkan saman.
bila tgk, rupanya its a note. it says:

"Mickey,

i want to talk to you now!
call me.

017-**********"

something like dat la. but it was for a Mickey. n i am so not mickey. im a minnie.
so i was disgusted and geli, so i put it on a car next to mine. i think it was a grey saga, or a black gen2. i dont quite remember.. all i remembered was da kegelian n rasa cam nak muntah.
dat was it la yesterday.
then tadi, i went to taman maju. n i saw a piece of paper on da wiper.
cuak again.
another saman?
oh tidak.
another note rupanya. it says:

" you put my note on an other car and the guy call me and he thought i am gay. why did u do dat? =(

017-********"

something like dat. i was to disgusted to memorise da freaking note as u can see.
who da hell is dis mamat? stalker gila.
but to da guy who called dis weirdo and called him gay,
i THANK YOU.
From da bottom of my heart,
THANK YOU!
u made my day!! we were laughing about it da whole from taman maju to bilik about it!!
to think dis weirdo actually thinks im mickey and barry is mickey's car and put his number there as if im gonna call him and nak buat muka sedih coz a guy called him gay.
well sorry la. my mom taught me to not talk to strangers. peliks.

u asked for it. gay.

Wait for it...

WEEKEND!!

it feels sooooo extremely freakingly good to have a free weekend. in UTP!

so wat did i do?

we went to this place called Top One in batu gajah on saturday.. OMGahh!! CHEESECAKE DIA TO DIE FOR! i ngan pes cam nak nangis makan da cake(ern takde feeling..peliks), and da coleslaw.. dammit, sedapnya! and inot's kuey tiow thingy yg sup dia meliurkan.. and ain's wat-lamb-rice-thingy yg soury tastey and so sedap.. my chicken chop was good too.. dammit! ohhhh.. y did i only know dis place now.. if i knew of it earlier.. i would.. i would.. I WOULD FREAKING BUY DA FREAKING CHEF! pastu suruh dia masak for me. or even sweeter, i suruh dia ajar i masak da thingys. awesome..

oh and i watched.. wait for it.. How i met your mother! da whole of season 1 je la baru..
its really cute and funny in its own unique way..
its like friends, tp modern sket. and ada barney. yg pelik.
but friends is still my favourite la. takleh lawan beb.

huh..
a few semesters ago, i was one of the Threesome.
the Threesome consisted of:
1. me
2. inot aka ina aka inabasta
3. ern aka ernie bernie

we had this 'threesome dance' routine dat i swear u guys are gonna roll over and beg for us to do it again coz its too cool, TOO COOL. (padahal tak pun)
and the Threesome were friends characters too.
i was Phoebe, ern was Rachel and inot was Monica.
err.. dats all da point i was trying to make. we were friends girls. err.. tepuk tangan sket? hehehe..

yeahhhh.... now dat we all dah 3rd year, several things happened since. hairs changed colours and style, moved rooms, dan sebagainya.

wat happened to the Threesome?
well, we didnt go jamming, for one. its no one's fault. i would say it was dis sems' fault!
ngan etp nya la.. internship la.. too busy trying to cope with studies and juggling dramas in between.. and of course, we're getting older. older and rustier. well, da other girls la. im still 20. muahahahaha!!! oh, ilyia is 20 too.. oh well, she's an elena gak, so we're cool. muaahahhahaa!!

anywho, internet sucks here. right? right? sucks bagaikan langit, berwarna biru, sebiru hatiku(melly goeslaw-bagaikan langit). cam nak bagi a big slap kat da freaking connection. big universe slap(haha, kuno). i have been trying to reconnect myself into the cyber world tetapi its like da itms ppl mmg nak i watch how i met ur mother habis 1 season and waste time just staring into space and daydreaming about internship nanti.

i bet most of u's were doing da same thing kan!

wat da heck are we supposed to wear? tetiba go there all professional looking, pastu they give us this blue pajama-like baju pastu naik bas kilang gi keje kat plant or wateva. haha!! cute gila if dat actually happened. i would cry my eyes out and laugh at with da bus driver. (not making much sense but so wat?)

haha!

ok la..

its late and i've rambled on so many random, uninteresting facts of my life dat cant be learnt from, hence i'll stop here.
with a cheery note:

HAPPY STUDYING!

and just do your best!

-i am me.
p.s: tyro is getting weirder now.. i know he's nocturnal but he's unnaturally nocturnal.. and it worries me.. maybe dia nak baligh..

song of da day: the view from the afternoon. arctic monyets.

Hey Ho Lets GO

(lagu dalam otak: the heart of life by John my man Mayer)

so yeah.
blogs.
pffft.
overated siooot.
but im doing it now. y ek?
i remembered telling a friend of mine(u know who u are) that bloggers write blogs coz no one wants to listen to them. i still think so. HOWEVER, i think blogging isnt such a bad thing after all. sometimes ppl dont ask, and sometimes u just write watever lesson u've learnt and then let them peeps read and learn from it bila2 they want to.
hebat tak conclusion saya?
saya percaya, nescaya saya hebat.
i tak suka kerepek sangat, but i like merepek.

now.
lesson #1 on how to be a Maria.
- How to Sleep macam nate gapo tah.
1. spread urself out as wide as possible over the katil (note: katil di utp agak la besar, so boleh dipraktikkan).
2. put half of ur body melintang across da katil and ur kaki letak atas kerusi (note: only for corner lots in v4, v3)
3. imagine ur a snail. sleeping in a tight enclosed space is hard, no? just gulung urself. biar hidung touch ur knees, and fingers touch ur toes. voila!
4. sleeping in classes (my favourite)
-put ur head down up hold ur pen/pencil up.
-put ur head back and just sleep like there's no tmrw.
-guna kerusi sebelah as ur base.
-put ur head on ur knees and use both hands(position tangan cam nak doa tu), and sleep in ur hands.

if u follow these methods, u will find at least a few that u favour most.
happy trying!! and gimme da feedbacks yeah!

-saya si mars bars.