I think i almost died just now.

Att: Hok Jate

if any of you guys wants to go shopping but dont have teman or consultant,

AJAK LA SAYA!!

everything's on sale!

and i love shopping for men.

best sangat sangat!

anytime k.

like call me!

or sms me!

like omygahh (pasang suara bimbo di sini)

dah la tu

i am going insane.

please, hit me hard.
i want to end it quick.




and dont pretend as if u care when u dont
i dont need ur sympathy
dont waste my energy and yours.
unnecessary.

HELP!!

Dear friends,

I really, REALLY, REALLY need your help on my new 'secretariat' task.
I have to make a report. A 500 page report.

This is what my report should cover:
1. Falling Film Evaporator
2. Agitated Thin-film evaporator
3. Wiped thin-film evaporator
4. Short Path Distillation

I need to make a report on these technologies in biodiesel recovery and glycerine recovery..
so if you friends have time..
if you found any helpful sites..
it would really help..
coz i need to compile by next week..
and i dont have much time..

please?
with exported strawberry jam and hersheys chocolate sprinkled on top?
please..

ps: i do not like my sv. i repeat. i DO NOT like my sv.

Dum

Excuse me,
nak tanya something boleh?
bila nak jamming? i miss playing drums. it has been half a sem since i've drummed my ass off. its not normal!
if i were to choose songs to play..
errr..
1. Gold Lion - yeah yeah yeahs
2. shut up and let me go - the ting tings
3. when i'm 64 - the beatles
4. you really got me - the kinks
5. naive - the kooks
6. you only live once - the strokes
ni my suggestions je.


another disturbing secret..


-PostSecret
im not judging but i pity da fool.

21

yes.

i am 21.

thank you all for the birthday wishes!!!

thanx for remembering.. *sob*

it was really pleasant.

no parties, no surprises.

i spent it with all my loves.

i had the best steak ever, a necklace from my parents, the best date ever with Nik and all of you friends that called/text/commented me wishing me a Happy birthday

trust me,

i was very Happy

thank YOU!!!!

*still am happy*

=)

thank God tmrw's Friday

1.

i was at the biodiesel plant control room. the plant was just about to start its first run-through. so there i was, observing the simulation (which was cool btw), and asking this one chinese lad who's been kind enough to explain all the questions i've asked. even the simple ones. then we started talking la. he asked all da basic stuff la like where im studying, budak mana, UTP? apa tu?, etc.. then, a CEO came into the room. i introduced myself.
"my name's Maria"

pastu dat chinese guy cam terperanjat sgt kot
"maria?!?!?"

i cam "yeah?"

he let out an exclamation. then he said "i tot u chinese!!! aiyah.. no more chance oledi."

err..
sorry?

2.

control room gak.
was talking to the designer of the equipments. as we were talking, his glasses berkabus. we both terkejut sementara. then we looked around. we were surrounded by steam! it was like sauna in there! i was so scared, i ran outside and went to this group of guys la. they were looking at the source of the steam which was the hot oil tank. i was so freaking scared.. dalam hati i dah terfikir my loved ones. i was even thinking about calling my mom to tell her that she can keep my Harry Potter collection. after about 10mins, the steam lessened and all was well.
i went back to the control room. and then a chinese guy came to me and asked if i was scared.
dgn muka confident and strong
i said "tak la. ala, benda kecik je."
kalau dia tau...
tak macho kot.

hehe..

ARRRGHHHH

just when i thought i would be free to learn more and follow bontot the plant manager, my darling schmookems sv gave me an 'assignment'.

TYPE DA WHOLE MOTHER EFFING MANUAL BOOK!

IT'S FREAKING 2000++ PAGES FOR FREAK'S SAKE!!!

WHO DA HELL DOES HE THINK I AM??

A BLOODY TYPIST??

SOME BLOODY KERANI??

WTF?!?!??!

dalam hati rasa cam nak tumbuk2 dia, bg flying kick satu and scoop his freaking smile off of his face..

fuhh.. sabar maria..

cobaan..

insyAllah by tmrw, everything will be better..

Ya Allah.. berikan lah aku daya kesabaran setinggi Mount Everest..

Full of Murugesan

Tasks:
- R&D/QC lab
1. Quality Manual
2. organization chart
3. job description
4. equipment inventory list
5. std. operating procedure

-Plant management
1. calculate pump suction head required
2. NPSHa

-Production site
1. check product at biodiesel plant
2. send sample to R&D lab
3. calculate amount of FFA contamination

i kinda..sorta..almost understand wat im supposed to do here.. i think. i run around from one place to another, from the lab to da refinery to da biodiesel plant. then, when i dont understand about something, i ask. and when i ask, they ask me back. not in a Azrybo way tho. they're nice about it la.
like yesterday.
i asked da plant manager
"sir, why does da deodorizer has to be at a high position?"

"what do u think?"

i dunno.. dats y i asked, isnt it?
"err.. coz.. pressure...?"

"okay. here's wat i want u to tell me by the end of da day. why is da deodorizer placed at 3 metres above ground and design a pump for me and tell me the pipe size"

bontot. aku tanya kau, kau tanya aku balik. with extras lak tu.. haihh..

so yeah. i ran around trying to complete as many tasks as possible and by the end of da day, i didnt have an answer. da only thing i found was Bernoulli principle.
dengan muka tebalnya, i went into his office and gave him an honest answer.

"sir, i have no idea."

"*laughs* come let me teach u"
and so he taught me how to calculate the size of the pipes, how to design da pump and told me why da bloody deodorizer is 3 metres above ground.
i would tell all of you chemical engineers but im too lazy to put in equations and such.
these people are very nice, despite their very busy-sampai-tak-balik-till-9am-the-next-day schedule, they are not tired of sharing wateva knowledge they have. imagine a plant-ful of Murugesans'. with his slang jugak ok.
comel kan? hehehe.. yeah, dats how being an interns' like so far.
apart from all da office work i have to do i love it
=)

to all interns in selangor:
i wish all of u sakit perut sbb sembelit this thursday. MUAHAHAHAH!!
coz i tak cuti kerana saya di senawang..

tio-men and tio-women

these are the few pics from our holiday at Pulau Tioman(24 nov 08)

-Ike lompat katak-

on our first ever fishing experience

-arief, muka nak balik-

-Agy, muka buntat-

eating da fish we caught

and yes, they were GOOD

- i am a beach bum.

i cant say

Do you know where your heart is?

in me bodeyh kot
Do you think you can find it?

yeah. its right.. here.
Or did you trade it for something
Somewhere better just to have it?

i didnt trade it la
Do you know where your love is?

dats a good question.. i dont know..
Do you think that you lost it?

i dont know
You felt it so strong, but
Nothing's turned out how you wanted

...

- PostSecret

this is a very disturbing secret.
=p