oh my gaaaddaaaaaahh!!!

Hayden Panettiere.
Wake up call.

Perlukah?? like, seriously!!!




i dont know about you, but i definitely can't accept this. she looks like a typical blonde bimbo! paris hilton wannabe. ugh.
i'm sorry hayden, i love you more as claire bennet than this..

I won't be the one to disappoint you,
anymore.


ps: i love this version. =B

Man in the Mirror

Michael Jackson's songs used to fill our house.
this man has taught us some virtues.
to give more than we take.
to dance.
to not discriminate.
to love..

oh MJ..
i'm glad you died. at least you wont have any more bad publisity and no more bias press. although u have left the world, but you live on as a legend.

mesti best jadi your anak. banyak harta! hehehhee..

thank you MJ for the music you brought to us!
i have loved you and i still do!

as a tribute to your memory, i shall moonwalk to the toilet after this. =p

The Car

There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault may have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows and see if it works?"

oh daddykins..

yesterday, daughter was chilling in father & mother's room.

there weren't any good shows so they watched hitz tv.

then keluar la
"you spin my head right round, right round
when you go down, when you go down down"
(main hantam je the lyrics)

father: oh, ni blackeye peas ke?

daughter: tak.

mother: ni, ni ha..
(name of song and artist came out before she can finish her sentence)

father: oooohh.. florida.
(flow-ree-dah)

daughter: *snort*.. *snort*..BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
(cannot contain laughter)

mother: flo rida la!
(flow-ride-ah)

dear daddykins,
you are just too cute!
happy father's day!

rainbows and star gazing

Why are there so many
Songs about Rainbows
And whats on the other side
Rainbows are visions
but only Illusions
Rainbows have nothing to hide

Whats so amazing
That it keeps us star gazing
And what do they think we might see
sayang, someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me

Have you been half asleep
And have you heard the voices
Well, I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound
That calls the young sailors
The voice might be one and the same

I've heard it too many, many, many times to ignore it
Oh, who did i think it could be
Oh, someday we'll find it

The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me (repeat)

oh yes, repeat please.

The rule for engineers: "Change the data to fit the curve."

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"



haha!!

selama ini

my final presentation is on the 6th of july.
yes, lama lagi!
but dammit!
i want to get it over and done with asap!

malas nak layan.

and seriously,
MALAS GILA NAK KERJA.

MALAS TAHAP I NAK GI KENCING PUN I SANGGUP TAHAN SEBAB MALAS NAK BANGUN AND PEGI TOILET.
MALAS TAHAP I'D RATHER JUST TGK MY CAR FROM OUTSIDE COZ I MALAS NAK UNLOCK MY CAR.
MALAS TAHAP I JUST STARE AT THE TV COZ I MALAS NAK PEGANG REMOTE AND SWITCH IT ON.
MALAS TAHAP I STARE INTO SPACE COZ I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NYA MALAS.

gila malas la.
end of story.

ern, i nak dating ngan you boleh? lama tak dating and i rindu you even if u tak rindu me. heheeee..

get it?

okay, yesterday tasha told a me a joke.
umm.. tak ingat sangat but like this la:
a 10 year old girl sat on santa's lap.
santa asked wat she wanted for christmas.
she said she wants barbie and g.i.joe.
santa said "barbie comes with ken".
she said "no, she comes with g.i.joe and she fakes it with ken".


so tasha, this was wat went through my head. i know u didnt ask for it, but heck, i nak cite gak! =p

ok, i kinda laughed but i think tasha kinda knew i was fake-laughing coz i didnt quite understand.
head: bukan barbie, g.i.joe & ken are plastics? maka they're fake?

then tasha repeated da part where barbie comes with g.i.joe and fakes it with ken.
head: kenapa dia fake ngan ken je? ngan g.i.joe tak fake?

then again, tasha stressed da comes part.
"barbie CUMS with g.i.joe! she FAKES it with ken! C.U.M.?(she spelled it out for my better understanding)"
maria gelak tidak ikhlas di sini again.
head: wat da hell is cums??

so i asked wat does cums mean?

tasha dengan stressnya menjawab, with volume as loud as a speakerboxx..
"she GETS ORGASMS with G.I.JOE and she FAKES HER ORGASMS with KEN!!"

in my defense! i have no idea wat cum means!!!
sorry tasha.
jangan marah.
=B

Flying kick

i dont care what you might think of my post, or what im gonna call you.
if you happen to read this, i want you to feel the geramness emitting from me.

you dumbass.
i can take it when you said you have a girlfriend.
i can accept the fact that you moved on.
i can fight for my ring when you asked for it back and see you wear all the clothes i gave you without getting all nostalgic or all that nonsense.
i can look through my portion of our bill without going through yours coz i respect you enough not to intrude into your life.
i can talk to you face to face without reminiscing.
i know you well though you think i dont.
i can freaking accept the fact that you've gone out with so many different girls without feeling jealous or hatred or wateva bad feelings an ex should feel.
im happy to see you happy. with whoever you're dating.


but i cannot take it when you freaking leave me out when you go out with our friends.
or i thought were my friends.
what's this bullshit about there are two sides of the family??
there's still sides???
that was years ago!
but fine.
if that's how it is. if that's how you want it.
fine then.
leave me out.

i feel sorry for myself for thinking i was part of the family.
you and your promises.
let's lepak, you said. kepala hotak.

okay. i feel a wee bit better. i know i said some of this stuff to you already. but i dont care. its my blog.

ps: period seriously puts me in an emotional roller coaster.

Serabut

today is da very da serabut one..

- took me longer than usual to choose what to wear.

- i terputuskan my necklace given by my parents for my 21st bday.

- ppl kept on stepping on da hem of my pants in the lrt.

- bad hair day.

- had to buy 7 nasi lemaks across da street.

- went to a talk by Emerson ppl, and i tersungguk like crazy(even after drinking a whole cup of nescafe). and i was sitting at da very front. very very front.

- my phone got barred. cant call out, cant text ppl. doom.

- bloody lrt car park was full and my car kept on rolling backwards when i put it on neutral(double parking), so i was forced to make 1 huge round around bloody kj and park in a paying parking lot.

- mom dont like barry.

and its only 12.30pm.


confirm: i am pms-ing, not pmi-ing. hehehe!

Cap Ibu dan Anak

hmm.. my mom and my lil bro aren't home today..
it's as if this house is dead.
it's so.. empty!

mana si gemuk yang selalu kat sofa in front of the tv watching cartoons on loud volume?

mana motherku yang selalu on facebook while watching cooking shows on tv in her room yang i selalu chill in?

mana senyuman annoying adikku yang i selalu imitate?

mana suara ma'am besar yang selalu jerit-jerit to us jumbos in the morning suruh wake up and mandi?

mana tangisan arief yang sangat mengikis jiwa when i irritate him like crazy?

mana lempangan hebat mama when i made arief cry?

ibu, arief, take your time kat kota kinabalu please!
gahahahahaa!!
=p

machine

ignore the video
enjoy the music.

oh yeah.

economic affairs

gaji tak masuk,

scholar dah halfway to gombak..

but then at times like these la i want to splurge.

ugh.