Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Tyro

my boy, tyro ni..

he's been waking me up in the middle of the nite,
by eating my face!

it started approximately a month ago, about a few weeks before internship ended.
usually tyro would crawl all around my bed, that sometimes he'd end up at odd places. examples:
- in my tissue box
- handbags (different handbags everyday)
- wardrobe (seldom coz my cats would be able to find him but i think sometimes he likes the challenge.. naughty boy..)
- between the pillows

so yeah, i hardly bothered about where he would venture coz i know he likes the freedom to explore and its a good exercise for him. he sleeps when the sun's up, you see..

but now..
amboiiiii!
he would crawl up to my pillow, sniffs my face, and start eating my face up! he always aims for my nose, lips, ears, eyelids and sometimes my cheeks.

sakit kot!!!!

his teeth are so sharp and well.. sape la gigit tak sakit kan?
last nite, i was so annoyed with him always coming after my nose(even when i evaded or changed sides), i picked him up, and threw him to the end of my bed. i think he kinda scampered afterwards but then he came back to eat my face again. aiyoo.. ini budak aah..

i think he's trying to tell me that he wants a woman. i think he wants a family already..
but then.. i dont know anyone with a female sugarglider..

anyone out there with a female sugarglider, my tyro is a handsome, a year plus old, smart, well rounded, good taste, and very cute is available.

call me~
or just leave a comment.
heheee..


cute kan?

good nite everyone

isnt it beautiful, the sky tonite?

it really is.

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

tau tak

ada orang tu lari lari excitedly bila nampak kuil.







teeheehee..

Monday, 27 July 2009

Winners of Worst Analogies Ever written in a High School Essay

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. (Joseph Romm, Washington)

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. (Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. (Roy Ashley, Washington)

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. (Russell Beland, Springfield) - my favourite

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. (Unknown)

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. (Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria)

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

bloody technology

^*&%#&()*()*&#$(*)(*#$)*!*
i dont think i have the patience to cope with my laptop's condition any more.
nak bunuh dia.
nak campak dia in the bloody swimming pool.
nak throw it from the top floor and see it break into satisfyingly small pieces.

geram.


*inhale*
*exhale*


otak ku pedih dan stress melihat laptop berkurang ajar dengan saya.
apatah lagi hatiku.

Monday, 20 July 2009

of no reason at all.

it's different
but it's so familiar.


no more welcome backs,
just hey, how was it?


i've missed this.




why are the fyp's titles for chemis so freaking complicated, long-winded and boring?
and yes, i am still how i am like before internship. but with some minor difference in my life.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Pasangan Kekasih Digantung Sampai Mati Kes Bunuh Rakan
Seorang bekas pelajar kolej swasta bersama teman lelakinya didapati bersalah membunuh rakannya sendiri menangis teresak-esak selepas dijatuhkan hukuman gantung sampai mati.

Semasa Hakim Datuk Mohamad Zabidin Mohd Diah membacakan keputusan, Noralina Ahmad Dasuki, 22, yang gagal mengawal emosi terpaksa ditenangkan oleh ibupanya dan kerap kali menyatakan bahawa dia bersumpah tidak melakukan kesalahan itu.

Menurut Bernama, kejadian menyayat hati itu menarik perhatian wartawan dan petugas mahkamah hingga ada yang turut mengalirkan air mata, apatah lagi melihat pelukan bapa dan ibu bagi menggambarkan kasih sayang terhadap anak mereka.

Ibu Noralina yang tidak henti-henti mengalirkan air mata sempat menasihatkan anaknya supaya menerima keputusan itu sebagai takdir dan tidak lupa sembahyang serta berulang kali menyebut "Mama sayangkan adik, hanya Allah yang tahu apa berlaku, adik jangan tinggal sembahyang, berdoa banyak-banyak."

Hampir 20 minit keadaan itu berlaku sehinggalah polis mahkamah membawanya keluar dari kandang tertuduh, Noralina masih lagi merayu agar ibunya menolong melepaskannya dan dia yang kelihatan lesu enggan menerima bekalan makanan walaupun dipujuk oleh anggota keluarga.

Sementara teman lelaki gadis tersebut, Muhammad Khairul Anuar Abdullah yang turut dijatuhi hukuman gantung sampai mati turut mengalirkan air mata dan menekup mukanya dengan tangan setelah hakim membacakan hukuman.

Dalam keadaan tangan bergari sebelum dibawa ke lokap, dia memeluk anak lelakinya yang berusia tiga tahun dan menangis teresak-esak ketika didekati isterinya, lapor agensi berita itu lagi.

Pegawai penjara yang berada di mahkamah terpaksa membawa tertuduh ke lokap apabila melihat ibu Muhammad Khairul tidak dapat mengawal emosi dan meraung-raung bagaikan tidak mahu melepaskan anaknya itu.

Noralina, bekas pelajar kolej PTPL dan Muhammad Khairul, bekas pekerja Astro, didakwa membunuh Juliana Md Fuzi, 20, seorang pelajar Kolej Islam Antarabangsa di dalam bilik nombor 5133, Tingkat 5, Sunrise Apartment, Wisma Indah, Blok 498, Jalan Tun Razak, Cheras antara 23 Mac 2007 kira-kira pukul 10 malam dan 24 Mac 2007 kira-kira pukul 8 malam.

Kedua-duanya didakwa mengikut Seksyen 302 Kanun Keseksaan yang membawa hukuman gantung sampai mati.

Ketika penghakiman, Mohamad Zabidin berkata pihak pembelaan gagal menimbulkan keraguan munasabah dan pendakwaan berjaya membuktikan kes.

Sepanjang perbicaraan, pendakwaan memanggil 33 orang saksi, manakala tertuduh pertama dan kedua - yang diperintah membela diri - masing-masing memanggil tiga saksi dan seorang saksi.

Dalam perbicaraan kes ini, mahkamah diberitahu bahawa ketika kejadian, mangsa ditemui dalam keadaan tertiarap dengan tangan terikat di belakang dan leher terjerut menggunakan 'cable light' di dalam bilik serta terdapat kesan kuku yang menunjukkan mangsa meronta-ronta ketika pembunuhan berlaku dan beliau turut dirogol.

Keterangan beberapa saksi menyatakan kedua-dua tertuduh juga telah mengambil barang si mati seperti telefon bimbit, duit dan kad ATM.

Kedua-duanya juga telah membuang kain yang diambil dari tempat kejadian ke dalam lombong.

Di peringkat pembelaan pula, kedua-dua tertuduh saling menyalahkan antara satu sama lain.

Pendakwaan diwakili Timbalan Pendakwa Raya Yaacub Chik, manakala Noralina diwakili peguam Karpal Singh dan peguam T Suresh bagi pihak Muhammad Khairul.

-Malaysia Kini

Fyi, Noralina and Juliana were my friends when i studied in SRK Sultan Alam Shah. they were my first friends then. i vaguely remember their faces and this news caught me unexpectedly and well, sedih la kot.

no comment.

Monday, 13 July 2009

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Dirgahayu, Darul Makmur

today's meeting with friends from matrix was unplanned but thank God it happened. or else we'll have to wait for another, what, 1 or 2 years? haha!

so the 6 of us sitting down with (refillable) drinks, thus begins our reminiscing session.

it's weird how even after 4 years, there're still some stories unheard of and a lot of forgotten events and of course, forgotten people.

as we were talking, drinking, i realised how we are still the same people as we used to be 4 years ago, but i'm sure we've all changed. it's just that, we don't see it, and maybe it's because we revert ourselves to the person we were in matrix. that's mostly what we talked about anyway.

funny how we can still repeat those stories everytime we meet, but it never gets old. i like it, considering how forgetful i am, reliving the past is the only way i can conserve those memories.

i didn't remember how skema i was, and my habits.

i missed those days.

matrix life wasn't difficult, for me.
i enjoyed it, and i survived.

let's go to melaka =)

ps: lagu negeri pahang is the best!

Thursday, 9 July 2009

tokmak is my cute nenek

& oh god. she's just adorableeeeee~~

please imagine the words being said exactly as how i spell it, lips crunched like a penyu's, with ur best makcik-esque.


"eh eh" to ike, " musik tu ade anu ke? "
(anu = future)

"ari tu kan aku pegi kedai nak beli mentega, pastu aku amik apa tu ha, mazers chois. takde kolesterol!!"
(mazers chois = mother's choice)

"eh ko ni!" to me, " maya, ko teok anak ko ni. anak jantan ke anak tine?"
(teok = tengok)
(tine = betina)

Monday, 6 July 2009

bloody YAY!

List of things to do in Tronoh:

1. Sithick

2. Ameeth (only for roti bakar telur manis and free poppadoms)

3. Trim hair for RM7

4. Pasar malam

5. Jamming with neighbours (Ili, inot, reen.. let's jam!)

6. Go Ipoh (ehem)

7. Bazaar ramadhan! (ehem)

8. Play kite (ehem)

9. Swimming!!

10. Star gazing (ehem)



my list so far. lately i have coughs, so excuse my ehems. =B

i can't wait to live with my friendos!!
then, i'll have unlimited access to gossip and exchange stories
and you are there
=p


conclusion: dah habis presentation dong. and harry potter's 6th movie installment will i be watching soon bebeh. report tak halfway pun, ivan dah halfway. oh hi ivan~ lama tak dengar from u. bila nak murni?
murni tu .;;'[,;./

ngantuk.

Saturday, 4 July 2009

Hello, we're the Sa'-uh-days (Saturdays)

title has no relative significance to what i'll be writing about. just that i've been hearing a lot of the ad on the radio..

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me family were on our way to have dinner (susah gila nak decide, i might add)
on the way, mom told us about how her friend and her family are in the hospital for positive H1N1.
sad, i know.
then dad said
"now ada penyakit lagi teruk dari H1N1. cuba teka penyakit apa."

we were throwing all weird penyakits like penyakit MJ la, M1J1 la, H2N2 la..

abah said "no, no... its B1N1"

brothers and mom laughed.

but me being me, i didn't join in their joy and happiness of understanding dad's joke. oh yeah. typical.
i was wondering wat the 'B' stood for. babi? bee wan and 1? be one and1?

justeru itu, i asked dad what B1N1 is.

arief, my 12 year old brother, answered me coz i think my other brothers and my parents were a tad bit annoyed.

"bini la kak ena.."

dammit! i am lampi-er than my adik!

+++++

before dinner, we were watching all the videos of Mikael Jackson.
mom and i danced like crazy.
best gila! hehee..

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now that we're done with dinner and lepaking at starbucks, mom's giving abah a facial.

how cute are they? hahaha!!

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oh this morning, myself, abah and mamamia went to hulu langat with my uncles' family to eat fresh fruits.
i went overboard with the durian until i slept like crazy on our way back, and i zone in and out while walking, eating and talking.
durian best doohh..
thank God that my mouth and burps stop smelling like durian after drinking coke. thank you coca cola mola!

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oh my, oh my.
i'm reporting today's activities.. pelik sungguh. hehee!
can't wait to present this tuesday and i definitely can't wait to get over with this internship! i want my sithick mee goreng!!! and i can't wait to hear about the redang adventures. =B