Lif setan

so i am staying in an apartment now. (sewa bilik jeee~)
and the one thing i don't like about staying here, is the Lift.

yes.

the Lift often makes me feel awkward.
when i'm all dressed up to meet my friends or Dato', then the people in the Lift would stare at me at the corner of their eyes (because i do that too sometimes at girls. guys memang sorry la. no way.)

however, the most persetan moments with the Lift,

i was already late for work one day, and i waited soooo long for the lift. i wanted to take the stairs but i don't like it when the moment i walk down the stairs, the lift would reach my floor. seriously, that can literally make me whip my hijab back and forth!
so~ i waited~
and when it reached my floor, i masuk je, i rasa cam nak tumbuk dinding!
some joker pressed all the floor buttons!!! KURANG AJAAAA!
i had to stop at all levels, and press the close button.
menyampah ok!
sampai office, orang tanya why lambat?, sebab lift lambat doesn't seem like an acceptable excuse. so i just shut up about it.

ok tu 1 case.

another case was when i came back late from chilling with my friends.
i think it was around 1am or 2am.
i was quite tired then, so i wasn't aware of my surroundings.
as i got in the lift, i realised that i was alone.
then suddenly,
one of the lights blinked off. then it started flickering.
"ya Allah, don't la do this to meee", i thought to myself.
masa tu la kannnnnnn all the stupid ghosts in the lift scenes started playing in my mind! i recited Ayat Kursi as steady as i could while staring hard at the level indicator.
but all the while, jantung i dup dap dup dap dup dap like crazy. i can't explain how scared i was...
I WAS JUST FREAKING SCARED!

when the lift stopped at my floor, i ran out sambil jerit (boleh tak..) and cursed at my wild imaginations. and of course i cursed at myself for being such a coward!
and that is why..

I HATE HORROR MOVIES!!! 

kadang kadang masuk public toilets pun i jadi takut. ugh.
oh and i don't like lifts.

peace.